THIS. While some friends have kept in touch via weekly phone calls, most have disappeared. The “hey, how you hanging in there?” texts have stopped flowing in both directions, and I assume this is because people are sick of thinking of answers and don’t want to ask and be “person who is making you answer this…

Also, WHY does he have his headphones on in court? I assume this is “specifically to look as much like a douchcanoe as possible.”

Same! My first thought reading this article was “free benzos!” Imagine if someone tried this on a coworker with anxiety, and it just made that coworker really pleasant and productive!

There’s a Chrome addon called Make America Kittens Again that will replace pictures of Trump with pictures of kittens. It generally doesn’t work on this site, but it’s been a huge help for the last 4 years.

Legit can’t tell if he’s in pain or if that’s just his face. 

I mean.....you’re not wrong. I saw someone on Twitter suggest having Judge Judy as a moderator, and that seems about like what this situation calls for. It’s not about who’s right, it’s about who can yell the loudest! ‘MERICA! /s

If the future debates involve anything other than an “if you interrupt, we will mute your mic for 15 seconds” rule, I have no idea how any future debates will be any different. I got about 30 minutes in, and couldn’t take it anymore. 

I made it about 30 minutes and had to turn it off (people talking over each other really irritates me). I wish they would institute some kind of “if you interrupt, we will mute your mic for 15 seconds” rule or something. 

OMG, a Bake Off hosted by Dan Levy? This is like someone putting peanut butter and chocolate together and I MUST FIND THIS. 

“Are you bored with tailgating people in your Charger? Do you need a truck? Introducing the new Denali, designed specifically for tailgating people in the suburbs!”

I got halfway through the first episode. While I get that you have to be bubbly and enthusiastic to a) be on TV and b) have a home organizing business that is built largely on Instagram, I CANNOT with the amount of perkiness here. The way they talk to their assistant worker ladies makes me feel like the two are those…

I can’t believe I didn’t know Sheila E. is her aunt! If Sheila E. were my aunt, I would tell anyone who would listen. Twice.

My guess is the old “oh well, if you can’t afford insurance, you must be poor which is, of course, your fault. Maybe try stop being lazy?”

I have an OrangeTheory membership, but I’ve been on hold since March. This CEO seems like a mega douche, but the people who work at my local studio are lovely. I just haven’t been back because those studios are a tiny space to fit 30 people into, particularly when those people are breathing hard on treadmills that are…