Cat photos and goth shit? Tell them they can seek refuge at my house! :)

We got them a few years back, and SO MANY people were excited. I decided to try it and paid like $8 for a bean burrito that was something I could have made better at home. As for Qdoba, some former coworkers were enthusiasts, but I never ate anything but chips because one of them found raw chicken in a burrito he’d…

If you have any cemeteries close by, those can be great for a long walk. I walk every day in the one behind my house, and on Saturdays I go to the fabulous, Victorian cemetery closer to town. I never see more than maybe 3 or 4 people the whole time. 

I am on board for this! Besides, Padma was wearing TWO necklaces in that video, so he’s basically in formal wear. That reminds me....maybe I should put some earrings in? Will my holes close up after 38 years? Surely not, right?

Sadly, that would probably increase his chances of re-election, too.
“He tells it like it is!” “He’s just like me!” UGH. 

I could take or leave the beard, but Evans is still my fave because Chris Pine’s eyes are weirdly too blue for me. It’s like....they just seem TOO PROUD of how blue they are. Calm down, white walker.

Also: Chris Evans is friends with Jenny Slate and has allegedly read feminist books she’s recommended to him. 

Pretty much every day of this quarantine (I think I’m on week 3? Who knows!) I have been thankful to live alone. Still wondering if I should change the name of my Wifi to “Pizza Bunker.”

Amen. I get why people who are worrying about how to pay rent are annoyed at this lady’s problems, but telling her she has no “right” to feel annoyed somehow magically doesn’t make her not annoyed. People are allowed to be angry cause they can’t pay their rent. This lady is allowed to be angry because she’s trying to…

I am deeply underwhelmed by Brita, and her “cape” was a piece of fabric added to some outfit she already had. 

Sadly, I think that 65+ MAGA hat wearer is going to be more likely to blame “millennials” who didn’t self-isolate instead. My own mom, a flaming liberal, said something about “those damn millennials” on a call last week and I had to jump in and remind her that a) many millennials are now in their 30s and that is not a…

I legit just laughed out loud at this. Thank you. 

Yes. He is always good, but he seems especially good at playing the “historical ass” role. He was excellent in The Favourite, and I suspect The Great will just give him an opportunity to crank it up a notch. I am excite!

I wonder how many times Taylor just wanted to say “omg, dude, just shut up and play it” when he was doing his endless setup. She is being way more polite to him than she needs to be, explaining herself when she doesn’t really need to. I realize that she probably feels like she has to be polite to him, but like....I am…

If I think about it enough, I am STILL pissed about 2008. I would have lost my house if my mom hadn’t saved my butt. I had savings, but I ran through it quickly when my boss couldn’t pay me. By the time I realized things were bad and “investors” weren’t coming, it was too late and there were no other jobs to try and…

If it’s within your means and living situation, you MUST get a bidet. I tell everyone who will listen that mine was “a game changer” and have proceeded to buy two more as gifts (I ran the idea past the gift recipient first, in case they were not into it). One of the recipients was my mom, who has gone on to preach the…

I work from home 3 days a week normally, and that has recently gone to “work from home whenever you don’t have an actual reason to come to the office.” As a deeply antisocial person, I am 100% fine with this. As a person who lives with 2 Siamese cats who can sometimes spend a whole day freaking out and screaming at…

Also, if you have low blood pressure, hot water + blood running to your sexy bits = seeing stars and almost passing out. Be safe, kids!

And yet, he still repeatedly uses “u” in an email. Maybe Bob Weinstein is a secret Prince fan? 

But what was the plant WEARING?

It’s probably a situation where there’s a piece of counter top that is removable so you have counter space when you want and a sink when you want. As a person who aspires to have an RV one day, I have looked at MANY RVs online. I don’t think this one could ever be cleaned deeply enough to suit me, though.