I live in Tennessee and went to the General Assembly web site to see details on this. I clicked the name of the person who sponsored the bill and, I shit you not, his professional profile picture showed him WEARING A COWBOY HAT. I find it very hard to believe that DQSH is occurring is this guy’s tiny little districts,…

Being evil AF can really age a person. By the same logic, I guess this means Paul Rudd spends his off days helping old ladies cross the street and rescuing animals. 

Things like this, the tearing, the peeing etc, are why I get SO PISSED OFF (no pun intended) when pro-life folks are all like “psh, just give the baby up for adoption if you don’t want it,” as though giving birth is trivial, easy, and 100% safe. Maybe if the media gatekeepers weren’t so wuss-core about showing the…

I work out multiple times a week and feel like I’m in pretty good shape (my blood work is always good? I don’t know) and I am 100% certain that I would pass out and/or vomit multiple times a week if I were on The Biggest Loser. 

This is me, seconding your point and also saying that, yes, whatever flu is going around this year did not get stopped 100% by the flu vaccine but it was still worth getting the vaccine anyway. I always get a flu shot and got the flu anyway (I went to the Little Clinic and got diagnosed when my “am I sick?” escalated…

Somewhere, there is a reddit group run by dogs and they are talking SO MUCH shit about Bloomberg right now.

I like her, and I appreciate her giving The Youths an alternative to the usual American Idol, “belt it out” style of singing. There’s room in the world for more than one singing style, and her style doesn’t seem to hold her back at all or make all of her songs sound the same. I look forward to seeing what she does in…

Those wipes wouldn’t be a problem if people would just get on board the bidet train. Choo chooooooo!

This is me, pointing out that pothos plants don’t require a ton of sun, are cheap, and are hard to murder. Also, if you have pets that might mess with plants that are down low, a pothos looks cool trailing down from the top of a bookshelf or kitchen cabinet.

Somewhere there is a karaoke bar in Nashville about to be besieged by a bachelorette party planning to reenact that Halsey video. On behalf of Nashville: please...y’all...don’t.

As a person with a long history of love for Unisom, here are some notes:

My favorite thing in the world is how an instructor will spend an hour making you do crazy shit like burpees and then be like “now, stand up slowly, not too fast” when getting off the floor during the end-of-class stretch. 

Those stairs were designed by H.P. Lovecraft and no one is going to convince me otherwise.

Of fucking COURSE Marsha Blackburn asked for this. I live in a very red county of Tennessee and her people came to my door and called me multiple times, thinking that my house would be a good place to peddle their bullshit. I let them know they were barking up the wrong tree, and when they called again while I was at…

This. Lumping this story into a narrative about domestic violence is as bad as lumping it into a narrative of true love. The thing is we don’t know what their situation was or what conversations they may have had, and trying to build a narrative around this takes away the opportunity to make this a conversation about…

I saw a comment on that video of the reporter where someone accused her of “being in the line of fire” (aka “asking for it”) because she was standing in the path of the race she was covering. What the actual fuck.

Tic Tacs at work are for people who are trying to cover up coffee breath they don’t have time to deal with. Tic Tacs in the bedroom are for someone who thinks “my toothbrush is 5 feet away, but these mints are good enough,”either because he is a trash panda or because he’s afraid whoever he’s Weinsteining might try to…

Yeah, this seems like a case of bad direction, with a side order of bad scripting. The uneasy feeling for me comes from how NON-stoked the wife seems to be receiving this. The writers could have made it more obvious that this is a thing she asked for, in the same way that some people want Dyson vacuums for Xmas. And…

HAHAHAHA, came here to say this, but figured someone had already beaten me to it. Those internet comments ere so scathing, they CUT OFF HIS TAINT. Poor guy. 

Prince wore it best: