When the video showed a close up of the “Be Best” ornament, my heart threw up. 

I have a light wool cloak that is my main winter “coat” (I live in the south) that a family friend made for me for my 17th birthday. I just turned 42. 

I can’t decide whether he’s hot or not, but his love of Danish modern chairs decided for me. It would never work, Adam! Sorry!

When I had Lasik, they also gave me some kind of sleeping pill, Lunesta, I think, to take once I got home. Anyway, I went home and slept for about 3 hours and woke up to find my mom cleaning my kitchen. I can’t remember what I said, but I definitely had some kind of disproportionate, over-emotional reaction to it like…

I get being confused and walking through the wrong door, but how startled do you have to be to not realize all of the furniture and decor is different? Was there not a moment between “omg” and “shooting” where her brain was like “hey, wait a minute....”

Ouch, my bad! Careless typing while being mostly focused on hugs. You are correct here. 

Clearly, the Skeleton is Claptrap from Borderlands. That voice!

This whole thing just makes me want to go “oh honey,” and hug him SO HARD. For the AIDS diagnosis, for feeling like he always has to be “on,” for the hard stuff in his past, for everything. 

As a person who lasted all of a year in Massachusetts, I support you in this. To this day, Boston accents make me feel nervous, like someone in customer service is about to yell at me. 

Props to RDJ, but Prince still wins the “man heels” division, LOL.

OMG I had a stroke reading that, and I’m pretty sure my mom just sat straight up in bed hundreds of miles away, sensing a disturbance in the force. 

True, but you should have seen how thick my old glasses were, and they were the thinnest lenses science can make. I now keep them in my curio cabinet and dare people to try them on. By comparison, reading glasses seem like a delightful opportunity for cateye frames. 

Tennessee resident here.
Point 1: Fuck these guys.
Point 2: Thank God I am almost too old to have kids
Point 3: Fuck these guys. 

OMG, a huge pet peeve for me is when someone turns a space into an AirBnb and does not put blackout curtains in the bedrooms. 

It’s the Christmas version...basically the same song, but with jingle bells added.

THIS! I didn’t give a single fuck when I turned 40 because I was happy with where I was (job I like, house I like, single, no kids, two cats). Getting older means that you have successfully kept yourself alive! That’s an accomplishment! Human bodies are squishy and delicate!

I got Lasik back in 2010 and, to this day, every time I go to the movies I want to sit there and weep with joy because I don’t have to spend half the movie being bothered by specks on my glasses on my contacts being all streaky from allergies. My eyes are little drier and I have to wear polarized sunglasses outside…

*Skateboards down a prison railing....WITHOUT A HELMET.*

Hell yes! Ruffles! My parents got married in 1969. In the pictures, mom and dad look pretty normal and classic, but grandma! Grandma is wearing an avocado green, knee length a-line dress, a corsage, and BLACK LEATHER OPERA GLOVES. She looks like an off-duty assassin and I am here for it.

Also why would someone “prank” a dog, other than to be an asshole for YouTube viewers? Part of the joy of a prank is that you’re putting one over on someone who is your equal, who will eventually laugh with you. “Pranking” a dog that just wants to hang out and be your bestest buddy and who looks to you as the pack…