There is a movie called Mr. Frost that I saw once when I was home sick from school. I don’t remember much of the plot, but I remember that it made me have FEELINGS about Jeff Goldblum that have never gone away. 

I love this (and Toni Basil) so much. Get it, Toni!

In the defense of every patronizing doctor we’ve all encountered....there are a LOT of people who don’t know what nephrologists and ventricles are. My ex (a head/neck surgeon) would describe patients he saw during his residency that literally didn’t know the difference between stabbing pain and a dull ache. My guess…

Maybe he’s just saving jamón ibérico to use for sibling kittens to be acquired later. Jamón and Ibér. It would be adorable!
 

Maybe he’s just saving jamón ibérico to use for sibling kittens to be acquired later. Jamón and Ibér. It would be adorable!
 

I first heard this word used in the context of Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl performance and it still grosses me out. I wanted to yell “you are a fellow woman, and you are body-shaming a very talented (and also ripped) woman!” Instead, I just stress-ate some more chips and dip. Lady Gaga performed an awesome half-time show,…

I have two Siamese cats (meezers, if you’re nasty). Pavi is sturdily-built, with broad shoulders and a giant football head, and Pix is a slim-build applehead who I wish would gain 4 pounds. In true meezer form, they both have a lot of opinions that they share loudly when I am on conference calls.

We did something sort of like that for my dad (he had cancer for a LONG time but wasn’t particularly interested in discussing his funeral). He left good notes for mom about bank accounts and Wifi passwords, but just wanted her to do whatever SHE wanted when he died.

OH, but nooo! Nashville will be replaced with some show about people who plan luxury bachelorette parties. BE AFRAID.

I know, right? I’ve started just doing my own damn pedicures, partly because of time, partly because of money. There aren’t a ton of places near me that take walk-ins (and I am NOT making an appointment for that) so maybe I can just go with a pro for every 4th one and try to maintain on my own in-between? Is it boot…

I feel you! I am NOT adding another thing to the “call and make an appointment for X” list. Teeth! Uterus! Hair! Feet! Mammograms! The human body is so high-maintenance. 

I cannot unsee that picture of Ariana holding her coffee by the lid. Do not do this! You are going to get covered in coffee one day! This is perhaps not what I was meant to take away from this article, and yet HERE I AM.

She is a badass, and this was fascinating! I’m a life-long Prince fan and have a degree in sound engineering (that I don’t use). I think one reason why there aren’t as many women in sound engineering is because the entertainment business is so built on networking, and it’s hard to do that as a young woman. You go to a…

I love Sasha and I wish they had done the lip syncs the same way this year. I was looking forward to seeing what each queen would do with an act she specifically PLANNED, but instead we got quick cuts between queens flailing around and no one seemed to have the opportunity to plan anything other than a reveal that…

OMG, me too! I have punched myself in the face because my hand slipped off the neck of a sports bra I was trying to pull on. I was stunned, then had to laugh at myself.

Little did he know how much he was ruining the possibility of squeezing lime juice onto the fish tacos he would have at lunch. THINK OF THE FISH TACOS, CHRIS!

I think “indeed” is what a-holes say instead of having to somehow let the words “you’re right” come out of their faces. They can convince themselves that they’re admitting that the other person is right without having to actually admit it to everyone in the room. It’s also a fun way to gloss over the fact that someone…

This is me, agreeing. I thought for SURE that Asia would win. Instead, they handed the win to Aquaria who is gorgeous, but there’s not a lot of “there” there. Asia nailed the voiceover, and I don’t even remember what Aquaria’s said.

I saw someone who is of the LGBTQIA persuasion use the same letters (more or less) rearranged as QUILTBAGS. I like it! It is whimsical and pleasant, even if it does remind me of Vera Bradley.

Wedding cakes (the stereotypical kind, with royal icing and tier and such) were not even a THING until Queen Victoria. Royal icing was crazy expensive because of the sugar, so most people would just have a fruitcake or some other special occasion food. How dare this guy drag my beloved CAKE into his bullshit.