I found a PopSugar article that says it’s a mix of London, Yorkshire, and Manchester. Yorkshire and Manchester are both in the north, and folks from the north do tend to sound Scottish-adjacent. I always get hyped about how the people from the north in Game of Thrones actually sound like they’re from Manchester.

Everyone on Earth: “So, you think you’ll ever date again?”

Me: “Maybe. And if I meet someone I really like, he’s welcome to buy the house across the street.”

NINE THOUSAND dollars a MONTH? I think I just had a stroke when you said that. I mean, real estate prices are crazy in some places, but DAMN.

Amen. I bought my first house in 2008 because I was tired of putting my landlord’s kids through private school. Later, I sold that house to move far away with the guy I thought I was going to marry. I could never shake the feeling that I lived in HIS house; he didn’t lord it over me, but my inner Beyonce just felt…

Just pictured Arya threatening to kill someone on the subway for manspreading.

“Yeah, that’s denim.”

How is there not a band named Muffin Monster yet? Maybe a feminist band that would open for Pussy Riot?

OH YES. Either of them can kick off and yell randomly in the middle of the night. I just shut my bedroom door and tune it out, but I highly recommend that guests use a white noise app and I supply earplugs. Both cats have a LOT of opinions and want to tell you ALL of them, especially if they are hungry. It can be…

Ah, this filled the void in my soul left by Sam Kinison’s death. Oh OHHHH!

I have two Siamese cats: one I’ve had for 3 years and one I’ve had for two weeks, and they are both delightfully clingy AF. I just had to move my piano bench next to my desk because I only had space for one cat to sleep near my desk, which was prompting the other one to just walk back and forth on my laptop. They both…

LOVING his reaction to the day at Ikea. LOLOLOLOL.

I can’t believe Dan Fogelman walked RIGHT BY the opportunity to use #NotAllCrockPots.

My mom: “why can’t she get anyone to write her a decent song?” From the mouths of retirees, y’all.

I’m guessing the crazy one is John Rich. He built a house atop Nashville’s Love Circle (previously a go-to destination for a great view of the city, now dubbed “Mt. Richmore,” no I am not kidding). Local residents kept complaining about him having loud political fundraisers that involved search lights and other…

I was SO HOPING that Minnie Driver had used the phrase “shut your butt mouth.” Ah well.

Same. I used to watch a LOT of Forensic Files, but then found myself just feeling depressed and suspicious of everybody, so I gave it up.

After her Olympic career, she did a bunch of “Champions on Ice” type of shows, until under going surgery for cysts along her spinal cord. She is now coaching in Minnesota. I learned things today!

When Magic Mike came out and everybody was ALL ABOUT Channing Tatum, I didn’t get it. He just looks too “beefcake” for me. But it seems like every time I read an article about him he’s doing something awesome, so I guess I am also all about Channing Tatum now. FINE THEN.

I went to prom with my two best friends (one gal, one guy). Our car broke down on the way home to someone’s house, so we drank our bottle of sparkling grape juice on the side of the road while we waited for AAA. It was pretty awesome.

Me too! Except my recording goes like this: “I’m really going to need you to stop interrupting me.” Why? Because I am “abrasive.” Wheeee!

Full disclosure: I only have to use that phrase on a select few people. Most of the people in my company are super cool because I live in a magical fairyland where I get to be a lady…