If those stories were compiled into an anthology, I would SO read it. They could donate the profits to the ACLU or Planned Parenthood.

What if the whole “build a wall” thing is because he’s still pissed that she wouldn’t go out with him? As it would be the most stupidly petty thing ever, I feel like it may be right at his level.

True facts. A year ago I moved from the south (where I had been for 20 years) to New England, moving with my boyfriend when he changed jobs. I left my entire support system and my bf’s job was so sucky and stressful that he had nothing left to give in the way of replacing the support system I’d left behind. I was also…

Dan Savage is suggesting cheating now? I’m, like, a year behind on my Savage Love, but last I heard he was a proponent of open relationships (when necessary) but not a fan of being a “cheating piece of shit.” Maybe times have changed, and I’m with you: if you open the relationship, everyone has to be on the same page.…

I work at a company where there are 4 floors; women go up to the most male-dominated floor (engineering) to poo, and men come down to the most female-dominated floor (marketing, HR) to poo, all in hopes of finding a sparsely-used bathroom. I never knew about this, but my department (IT) is also on the marketing/HR…

I will admit to having googled Gaga’s height around the “Bad Romance” era. I was like “her proportions....is she one of my people?” Sure enough, we are the same height. Tiny power!

I could take or leave the song, but I am HERE for that sequin tiger sweatshirt.

I hadn’t seen that video before and it makes me so sad and so angry at the same time.

Seconding the idea of panty liners for swamp crotch. If you get all sweaty, you can just change out the liner mid-day and feel SO MUCH better about life.

My mom still swears by powder under her boobs, but this is a habit I cannot get into. As a goth chick of smaller boobage, the risks of getting white powder all over the place far outweigh the benefits of dry boobs. I think there may have been some undercarriage powdering by some grandmas but, thankfully, this was…

He’s running down the middle of the sidewalk, not even trying to only take up his part of it. GROSS. And even if she had been doing something wrong, which she is not, “shove person into traffic” is a pretty disproportionate response. What an asshole.

That first promo is awesome, and that wheelchair ski jump thing scared the crap out of me. The voice in my head: “AHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAT”

It’s almost as though someone sat down and intentionally thought of the perfect gift for my mom’s birthday. Yay for these people!

Me too! I’m 39, but still well out of range for AARP...though not out of range for my bf to NEVER forget to hand me their mail when it comes. I’m not sure what prompted it, but probably something related to my genes (products for people with eczema) or my workout schedule (products for people with sore joints).

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Swayze’s hair in that clip? I mean, that is some first class tease-and-spray.

Edit: my bad, several of you already have, and Kinja wasn’t showing me! Carry on!

Sadly, I think we know how bizarre it is, but there’s nothing we can do about it because our entire healthcare system is so incredibly stupid. No one’s bitter, am I right?

As a nervous flyer, I would be on board for this (no pun intended). They could just hand out Xanax at the beginning! It would be so relaxing!

My bf is a doctor and I’m pretty sure his lab coat has been in the bottom of a cabinet since July of 2016. On clinic days, he wears a shirt and tie and operating days he wears scrubs. Sometimes he wears scrubs on clinic days if he thinks he has a plausible excuse. Comfort for the win!

It’s their High Impact Mascara, non-waterproof. I stopped using waterproof years ago after the guy at the Mac counter told me you shouldn’t wear waterproof unless you have a reason because “that stuff is terrible for eyelashes.”

I used Great Lash back in the day, but currently use Clinique because I am insanely greasy and tend to get “coon eyes” in hot weather and on long days. I got a sample of the Clinique stuff as a gift with purchase, and was so pleased with it that I eventually bought a full tube.