As soon as Clinton and Obama reached out to Trump, his manic desire to be loved by everyone immediately kicked into gear and he began walking back many of his previous positions- on deportations, on the prosecution of Bill and Hillary, and on his language concerning undocumented immigrants who haven’t committed…

It’s about a lot of things. You don’t build a coalition without a mix of views.

Trump won with less votes than Romney lost with in 2012. Obama had 5 million more voters in 2012 than Hillary did this year. What happened to them? Did they just decide they hated black people enough this year to not vote?

Nah man. Hillary is a liar, and she put the country at risk with her e-mails and then she killed those dudes personally in Benghazi. Trump and all his shady shit are fine. It’s fine because he is going to make America Great Again for white people.

Speaking as a modern Independent, Kaine is TREMENDOUSLY better than Hillary and not seen as a corrupt liar by the majority of the American people.

Their marriage is going to be so blessed and not just because they’ll be Mr and Mrs Awesome. If only he were Captain of something. That would have made this story even more awesome.

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Xzibit really doesn’t know when to stop, does he?

I just posted this on another article, but I’m gonna repeat it.

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

But at least you’d be a comfortable lesbian.

Oh god the last bit with Hillary has me literally bawling in tears. That’s beautiful. Her empathetic response to that brave little girl...I just can’t.

My favorite Winnie the Pooh story is the one where Pooh Bear tells Christopher Robin to set his house on fire while his family is asleep so that they can live together in the Hundred Acre Wood forever.

Yep, you sure called me out for using a phrase I don’t use. Keep on winning the imaginary battle in your head!

I’m 99% sure that won’t help. That would mean it was an “ex post facto” change, which is (accd: Wiki) illegal in most cases. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_post_facto_law#United_States

These are the criteria to meet the standard for defamation of public figures in the U.S.:

What is “white slavery” if not simply slavery?

Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.