You want an even more impressive story about “teen girl shoves bear”....hats off to Paxton Smith, who ditched her pre-approved valedictorian speech on Saturday to instead give a speech decrying the new anti-abortion laws in Texas. I’m actually amazed she wasn’t forcibly hauled off stage by her teachers.

“Relatively small bear” is a mama bear with her cubs, and is relatively large enough to seriously fuck up a human.

To all you conspiracy people who think Trump is playing 3d chess and pretending to have Covid to garner sympathy, I say thee nay.

I’d like to start a GoFuckYourself fund for vAinsley. 

100%. This show has hit me personally far more than any show I have watched in decades. I can relate with these characters because they are so damn human. I love that.

So let me get this straight....

It’s not just a last musical episode. It also one last magical heist episode. The two things The Magicians has done so well over the seasons combined it one final extravaganza. I can’t wait.

The cast is very, very good at their several jobs

Also, Summer Bishil (Margo) is a treasure and we must protect her with our lives

I feel exactly the same. It kinda crept up on me over the seasons. S1 was mostly just filler. Entertaining enough, but I mostly just kept watching because it filled the time. It was some point in S3 that I realized, you know, I really DO like this show. A LOT. 

I never expected it when I started watching it but I will miss this show so damn much when it’s gone. 

Goddamn, I love The Magicians. I binge-watched the entire series in a month and it was so good. And, of course, now we’re heading into the endgame, with only two episodes left and, of course, The Magicians has to make fun of that, too. Because what was the second-to-last episode of Game of Thrones called? “The Bells.”…

That's dedication to the bone.

I immediately pictured a James Bond villain setting up a death trap in goddamn Pottery Barn Teen. Or maybe Skeletor, who else would be using trap doors?

I can’t be the only one that feels the brand new knowledge that something called Pottery Barn Teen exists is far more newsworthy than whatever this spoiled brat is doing...

Is this where all the U. Southern Miss. girls go to totally bling out their dorm rooms? 

Scher, who is a cosmetic nurse at SkinTight MedSpa

I heard a bit of a review of Cats while listening to the radio. I can’t give proper credit for this quote because I can’t remember the name of the reviewer: “Cats is so bad I would walk out even if they showed it on an airplane.”

How long until Cats is like Rocky Horror Picture Show, a cult phenomenon where people show up for midnight showings and act out parts? Except in this case it’ll be Furries and they’ll do things like cough up glitter “fur balls” and drink milk out of saucers.

The Alamo Drafthouse has already started participation shows of Cats.

No word yet on whether director Tom Hooper will retroactively lose the Oscar he won for The King’s Speech over this, a move that, while unprecedented, might be warranted, particularly when considered alongside Les Miserables, which also sucked.