They’re paid shit for the job. Consequently, all the people willing to take the job are shitty people who suck and life and take it out on you.

His face is at the top of this post, and I guarantee you that if you lined him and four other handsome in a generic way white dudes of approximately the same age in front of me right now that I would probably have slightly better than a 50 percent chance of identifying him.

If I saw him somewhere else, I guarantee I wouldn’t recognize him since he’s only in the commercial for a few seconds.

Uhhh; he’s pretty generic looking. Add a beard and nobody would be able to pick him out of a lineup. Maybe not even without a beard;

Jesus was always pretty hot to me. Come on - who wouldn’t swipe right on a nice Jewish fellow who was into social justice and could make his own wine?

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

I would say the only rule of wedding planning should be: the bride and groom get to do what they want, however they want, and you are not obligated to attend/stay.

I’m sorry I just can’t say cornholing without giggling.

My understanding is that Trump cannot block anyone from his Twitter account.

Seeing all the assorted rightists blustering their way through interviews this weekend was equal parts hilarious and mind-bending. They were all so far out there, it really made me think this could be Trump’s undoing. The desperation was that thick.

She is fucking timeless and amazing. Holy shit.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

Normani is a fantastic dancer and I’m so excited about this video. The choreography is SICK.

now THAT makes me think you didn’t read lisa’s article.

It’s a little known fact that most 90s musicians achieved success via magically enhanced talismans that they had to sport to maintain their fame. Adam Duritz had the faux dreads, Nelly had the bandaid,the Spice Girls had platform shoes. It was a time of high magic and dark, unspeakable fashion.

For purposes of full disclosure, my brother (aka your uncle) was with me on that drive and there were a lot of songs I’d have listened to before listening to him for three days straight.

Don’t feel bad for GenX, we thought the dreads were awful from the start.

it’s called “last christmas” and she has a disease so she probably dies. also the dude appears mysteriously so he’s an angel. she goes to hell for worshiping the pagan yule.

I hate Cats.  Love musicals.  Think cats is just TOO weird.

YES! Watching the Avengers I have no problem believing that there are superpowers formed from gamma radiation, magic shields, and aliens but watching Scarlett Johansen’s perfect blowout in slo-mo twirling through the air like she’s in a goddamn shampoo commercial when she’s supposedly fighting while undercover in 100…