I’m nobody and I won’t stay in the hospital unless I can have a private room.

We have a second home that we rent in its entirety through Air B&B and we don’t care who you are, what you look like, or where you’re from, provided you treat our house with respect and wash the dishes when you're finished.

“And he doesn’t punch women in their faces either, hardly at all as far as I know, so he’s not a sexist and totally presidential.”

Until you can prove that a human soul is inside the fetus before first breath, this is a violation of religious liberty for all those who do believe the person enters the fetus at first breath.

Pennsylvania. The Florida of the north.

I wish Ms. Stowe well, and wonder how long before the “Naked Madeleine Stowe” parody Twitter account begins operating.

I’m a fraternity member (Phi Beta Sigma) and I am having trouble seeing how sororities and fraternities contribute enough worthwhile things to justify continued existence in campus life. They should all become graduate organizations.

Let’s see a wealthy Democrat fund a lawsuit for a woman who has decided this legislation violates her Constitutional right to privacy. The current Supreme Court would agree.

I'd like her songs better as instrumental works.

Taylor Swift is an ethereal Elven princess and far beyond our petty likes and dislikes.

Why does anybody still live in those fucking hellhole states?

In my head.

He’s laughing because he knows they’ll never find the bodies.

After “Adventures in Babysitting” in 1987 it was all downhill.

I can’t decide if I should feel bad about not feeling bad.

“Desecrate.” Such a ridiculous concept, especially in this context. It’s dirt and toxic garbage.

Boehner’s joined the exclusive club of Republicans Who Give No More Fucks. The club is chaired by Lindsey Graham.

Team White Walkers here. Humans fuck up everything they touch.

This is like an episode of “Justified” when one meth-making family decides another meth-making family is getting too big for their britches.

Fuck these primitive cultists. Or don’t, so they die out.