Stop loving that person. That’s how you deal with stupid hateful racists. Blood ties with bigots are not worth your honor.

A few word for those so-called conservative Christian politicians who refuse to help refugees from the Middle East:

NO CAN DO. Mixing fabrics is forbidden by the BIBLE. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

If you use the Paris extremist attacks to peddle your political dogma, you are a dishonorable piece of shit.

This looks like it’ll be boring as fuck. And by “as fuck,” I mean in-the-dark fumbling missionary position for the first time ever where nobody gets off and it’s all terribly uncomfortable and disappointing.

You gotta do the drills. Train hard.

Interesting Data. GET IT?

The writer needs grief counseling. Avoid the Misleading Vividness Fallacy by considering the percentage of AirBnB users who did not die that day compared to the percentage of those who did.

Only vaguely related (ok, not really at all): I see a lot of people around this site asking “Can I get out of the greys, please?” Is that how the technology works? I thought it was based on being a consistently clever and insightful commenter and hoping an editor notices.

Awaiting a fan rewrite in which they all battle to the death. That would be indelibly wonderful and fun.

Fucking “Minions.”

Only when in mutually assured destruction combat with those annoying as fuck “Frozen”people.

I can’t get past the previously child-free adult male wearing a goddamn Minions t-shirt.

Austin cops have always been the worst.

The definitive response to the fauxtrage of that sort of Christian.

Thanks, Obama.

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He’s obligated to dress that way as a devotee of Father Ayatollah Duckbeard and a member of Y’all Hata.