My brother the wildlife biologist says bears average two to three cubs but can have up to five.

This is an infinitesimal fraction of the population.

I want to see the second reel in which Mama Bear and the cubs go into the house, drive that annoying-as-shit little kid and her family into the street, and chill in the living room with beer and leftover pizza

We should paws and reflect on their magnificence.

I like seeing Carly Rae Jepsen making a go of it. Her work is fun and she seems like a nice person.

If she eats the glutens she gets a bad case of the chemtrails.

I’ll never understand why so many people are frightened of human skin.

In the interests of originality, this is officially a Bugs-Bunny-Sawing-off-Florida-GIF-free zone, you guys.

I swear to you, this Jared guy has ALWAYS creeped me right the fuck out.

You do not seem to understand the possible range and extents of mental illness, nor tbe capacity of others to be enablers and co-dependents.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

I agree with the premise that this may have been avoided if the airline staff had put her in a seat where the dog could have remained with her at her feet in the carrier. I suspect the thought of not being with her “baby” put one of our civilization’s many walking-around-mentally-ill people over the edge into…

His behavior is beginning to look more like mental illness than anything else.

Advocate for the decriminalization of victimless crimes, which would give existing police officers time to address actual crimes against the rights of persons and their property. This strategy will also help dismantle the systematic growth of the criminal underclass that moves inexorably from victimless crimes such as…

Cops lie.

Massive civil penalties will force elected officials who hire and supervise bad cops to finally begin holding them accountable.

People who refuse to vaccinate their children are terrorists the same way a person dropping a vial of anthrax in a public place is a terrorist. Like other terrorists, they put people in harm’s way, they are motivated by unreasonable, superstitious, dangerous beliefs, and they want others to adopt those beliefs. Their…

Few things are more ridiculous than those who pretend their holy book forbids them from filing paperwork signed by people with similar genitals who might later do married sexytime.

The Gefion Fountain in Copenhagen (near the mermaid) is much more awesome.

Shakira made the post especially worthwhile.