Grifters gonna grift grift grift grift grift.

I just like that I can say I’m a card-carrying genius. I would never go to the meetings.

During intermission some guy will try to sell you X-Ray Specs and Amazing Sea Monkeys.

I’ve always found that police fetishists believe whatever police tell them after another suspicious incident of possible police misconduct.

Ah yes, the dreaded Black Man Waistband that causes so many white police officers to soil their uniform bottoms in fear. Funny how this isn’t what happened when white men pointed actual firearms at law enforcement officers at Cliven Bundy’s ranch. Or when some white wingnut actually PUT HIS HAND ON HIS GUN in a…

Nontroversy. I love me some Trump mockery but this beef is a stretch. He began this trash-talk with a reference to blood from the eyes, which does not suggest the next location would be the vagina. It suggests the result of getting beaten up.

She is the cutest. THE CUTEST.

Better to sleep in your car in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

This is yet another example of how the Donald Trump candidacy causes actual Republican governors and senators to beclown themselves for voter attention.

Republican politicians support cancer.

Studio album version I first heard.

Remember, it’s a cover. The original by the band Ednaswap is fucking magnificent.

And it was creepy as hell. It wore GALOSHES. And big weird yellow rubber GLOVES. Kill it with fire.

It’s down there with YouTube comments. One glance and your IQ drops ten points.

Pandering grifter Ted Cruz shows us the depths of absurdity plumbed by Republican presidential candidates in their pathetic need to pull a shred of attention away from Donald Trump.

But now you’re clear.

Racism Causes Massive Delay at Houston Airport.

“their,” of course.

Show us the passage in thier holy book that justifies this decision.

SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.