Now I have to retire before 2033 because I won't be able to say some of these students' names without laughing.

Nice try, Robin Thicke. We know that's you under the mask, trying to work up more than a paltry 9%

If the server wasn't a complete and utter monster, if you do not tip at least 15%, you are an asshole.

These laws violate the RELIGIOUS FREEDOM of every woman who has (or claims to have) a sincerely-held belief that the human soul enters the new body at first breath and not before.

Chain link fence. . . jail, public school, whichevs.

Maybe a few self-inflicted third-degree burns across his face, for Jesus?

Ego te absolvo. We Asperger's Syndrome people can be infuriating.

The special will be hot sausage, every day.

That one might have been an Asperger's Syndrome situation. I understand we can be fucking annoying, but it's not necessarily due to thoughtlessness. Every ten minutes isn't too bad. My wife wants to slap me twice as often for my weird little outbursts and fidgets.

Anna Kendrick could sing "I'm a Little teapot" over and over and I'd watch and listen until she stopped.

MOAR KENDRICK.

I've heard that Australians are often difficult for the hospitality industry.

BUT LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FACE. They can be as ungrateful as they want to be.

Sex discrimination must not be tolerated in businesses operating in the public sphere.

If she runs, she wins.

A young lady of Asian heritage named Lana Condor was cast as Jubilation Lee in the next X-Men film.

If police misconduct happens in your community, go in large groups to the municipal government meetings and demand the elected officials responsible for your police department reform how they hire and train those people allowed to become cops. Massive civil lawsuits filed by victims are good too. The voters have the…

He's no Libertarian. He's a fringe Republican.

You can buy a Rand Paul cornhole game.

Nah. I'm having a conversation, which includes a mention of the undisputable fact that marriage requires no sexual activity. When I review your many posts here, I suspect you are projecting about wanting to argue.