Nah. Marriage does not require sexual activity.

What is NOT in there is a prohibition against same-sex marriage.

Christopher "Kit" Marlowe, the best playwright of the Elizabethan age, begs to differ.

My sincerely-held religious belief is that anybody attempting pranks on April 1 deserves to be repeatedly punched in the face.

Oooh, I don't know. Better safe than- - never mind.

And she'll CRUSH it in Pitch Perfect 2.

Too many people should ask their 8th grade social studies teacher to explain "freedom of speech" again. It does not mean "freedom from consequences resulting from your speech." It applies to government persecuting citizens for what they say or write. It does not protect you when you violate the terms of service you…

We were Vikings once and could be again. So watch your ass, Vladimir.

Everybody should stop pretending that an organization can legitimately investigate itself after member misconduct. This includes police departments, fraternities, government agencies, and businesses.

She's the voice of the average Republican voter.

Most punchable face in Congress.

#NotAllProfessors

I agree. My "so-called" is a nod toward diplomacy for those non-terrible Christians who read this.

We live in a world in which The Satanic Temple is generally more forthright and honorable than so-called Christian politicians are.

If reasonable people don't start PAYING ATTENTION and VOTING LIKE YOUR NATION'S FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT, then these cult freaks will keep getting elected and will control your government for decades to come. I hope you like the Jesus Taliban because THEY ARE EVERYWHERE IN POWER.

Inevitable "free speech" whining may be countered as follows: Too many people should ask their 8th grade social studies teacher to explain "freedom of speech "again. It does not mean "freedom from consequences resulting from your speech." It applies to government persecuting citizens for what they say or write. It…

"The court of public opinion" is a meaningless phrase in matters of law.

Civil rights is what the entire flap is about. A business owner operating under public policy protections in the public sphere MAY limit the services it provides, if those service limits are based on their areas of expertise or artistry ("I don't write profanity" is a valid limitation on available designs, for…

I'm not surprised.