Partisan shills are funny to me.

Reputable social science tells us that If Clinton runs, she wins. The rightwing BENGHAZI! outrage strategy has failed to substantially reduce her polling numbers, and Rand Paul's fascination with her husband's sex life 20 years ago is absurd and futile. The Republicans need a ticket that will appeal to centrists and…

When a married Republican politician who ran as a Christian on a "family values" platform gets caught sexing up a married staff member, he acknowledges his hypocrisy, admits he's unfit to serve, and resigns, right? WRONG. He fires the woman he was cheating with, and announces his re-election campaign. These…

Florida Man always has the best mug shots.

I only liked the bit where the daughter reveals she is really Russian heiress-turned-assassin Alexandra Udinov.

Cobie Smulders geting the fuck out of the way, for the win.

Emma does pretty good work with the reins for her age and Cinnamon clearly adores her. +1 squee.

From the "Harmful Stereotypes 101" course.

The solution is to end ALL public policy exemptions that are based on religious superstitions.

Cultists lie. This is unsurprising.

Corgi phone, mofos.

A fake redneck who says God watches us boink and tortures us forever in a dungeon if He doesn't like how we do it.

OK so I have no idea how that unfinished garble sentence got published. I blame phone.

"Crucify" is still oen fo the mos tpwerful piece sof recorde dmusic

I'm too hurt to talk after watching her grunt and gargle through the incomparable Stevie Nicks' magnum opus. THAT LITTLE REDNECK TRAMP BESMIRCHED MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH. I'm kidding. Her cover is fine, and I do not judge her sexytime at all, except maybe brushing her tongue once in a while would be nice for her…