The political party that CLAIMS to be against government intrusion in our lives proposed a law that would require during divorces and separations "the party remaining in the home shall not conduct a dating or sexual relationship within the ...home until a divorce is final and all financial and custody issues are…

Mandatory canvas onesies for all students would "put the focus on learning." Or burqas. Whichever.

Welp, that escalated quickly.

Not today.

Borat

Avril Lavigne is still hot.

Wait - - haven't we been hearing the same gang of politicans screaming about how bad it is for government to meddle in healthcare?

The college failed to adequately screen the candidate during the interview process and it is dishonorable for the college to withdraw the offer. Respond to the questions with a "no can do" and let her decide to accept the culture or not, but don't penalize the candidate for the failings of the search committee.

This should be required reading for admission into adulthood.

Oh, Selena. Oh honey, no.

Taylor Swift is an ethereal elven princess who is far beyond our petty likes and dislikes.

Not again with Bieber.

As she gets older, reality-TV personality Sarah Palin looks more like Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler every day. Which is about as relevant to government as anything she might say about government.

Welp, this is disappointing.

Hoax note or not, only a fool would deny these men exist. An impotent little man frightened by woman with talent he wishes he had the strength to acquire.

Excuse me, did you say bourbon?

Malachi 2:3 to that bad pastor.

Certainly sounds better than interminable thank-you speeches but still not as good as "Nikita." The incomparable Maggie Q kicking ass in the title role, attractive villains, and Lyndsy Fonseca as Russian street urchin turned wealthy assassin Alexandra Udinov. Action, intrique, and strong women who don't sit around…

Lyndsy Fonseca doing all the presenting with Shakira singing every nominated song. Hosted by Aubrey Plaza.