This horrible woman is a rapist enabler.

Taylor Swift is a magical Elven princess who rises far beyond our petty likes and dislikes in everything she does.

The Walt Disney Company position promoites fairness and opposes discrimination. The BSA administration should not care so much about the consenting adult sex lives of scout leaders, regardless of who those leaders might find attractive. Surely heterosexual scout leaders do not discuss those private adult matters with…

Jennifer Lawrence is like Girl Scout cookies. Fine, but overrated, and even if you are in the mood for them if you have too many you'll want to throw up. And I am there with Jennifer Lawrence.

He graciously would want everybody gathered under his protection. It's all in how you look at it.

And then Pharrell was all "Fuck you Jennifer Lawrence, I want some of what Amy Adams has going on."

I prefer to think all his vassals are eager to align with him.

And yet Justin Bieber let the Germans seize his monkey and never looked back. care

I feel the same way about Sauron.

All those filmmakers really should look at a map.

I think the ACA is badly flawed legislation but I'll boycott indefinitely any business that politicizes their product. This includes Chick-fil-A, Hobby Lobby, Papa Johns, anything Duck fucking Dynasty, and any other operation run by or fronted by a rightwinger. It's especially gross when the blowhards are so…

And in other news, Liberace was gay.

You'll have to show your mismatched genitalia before you can buy wedding flowers in Kansas, because in Kansas God watches you boink and has opinions about it.

Despite many months of BENGHAZI! efforts, the right wing continues to fall behind a hypothetical Hilary Clinton campaign. It's a losing strategy. What they need is a decent candidate, and that's just not happening. At this point, the numbers say if Clinton runs, she wins. http://pollingreport.com/2016.htm

This is my jam.

It's already grown tiresome for me. Be at peace.

"Grim was the day
And dark my brow
When did my cup empty
Upon Yucatan’s shore
Gone was tequila which
Failed to quench the heart’s thirst
At the last of times
But wily Mayans
Did lie falsely, and we go on
Longing for mead
But not pickled herring
For it is nasty to extreme."

Feel a little hot? That’s because you’ve been Skalded.

It's cute how you confuse anecdotes with trends.