"Nikita." Because Lyndsy Fonseca as Russian heiress/assassin Alexander Udinov.

I want to be a blajillionare.

By what objective principle should a religion be exempt from criticism, including parody and mocking? Respect is earned.

What makes a religion a “real" religion? Widespread acceptance? Then the university perpetrates the Appeal to Popularity fallacy. Is it determined by longevity? Then the university perpetrates the Appeal to Tradition fallacy. Neither popularity nor age confers validity or truthfulness, and it is reprehensible for an…

As a civilization, we really need to mature beyond this obsession with who is and isn't naked. It's skin, people. We all have some.

It's the year 2014. WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR? What a rip-off.

The run-up to these games suggested the mascot might as well have been a plushy Chechen separatist with a little machine gun. Let's hope everybody comes home safely.

Our country is not exempt. Remember this? http://jezebel.com/5933302/someon…

I don't even care what the article says. This is the best headline of the day.

Lupita Nyong'o represents so much beauty in our world that has been marginalized.

The "don't bother the mother peacefully feeding her baby" option is best.

Make this nothing. Ignore it.

Why should she have to cover her baby's face during feeding?

She bit her lower lip so it's obviously a totally real orgasm.

Not all physical affection that doesn't include a man is necessarily lesbian sexuality, though, right?

My little dog Sparky loves horses. I have to pick him up so he can sniff their faces. The horses are always less impressed.

Will weekly drink specials also include the hilariously named "Dying of Cancertini" and "Lost Everything due to Bank Fraud Iced Tea"?

The extent to which they go to deny the drink name is based on date rape is disturbing.

"I've earned a badge for KICKING RIGHT-WING ASS."