Today, Pennsylvania the new Florida.

It was all very Brokeback Mountain.

It is in my course syllabi: I will not discuss a students' academic experience with anybody other than the student or his/her academic advisor. On the first day of class I hammer it home: "You are old enough to vote for President, die for your country, and get married. I'm not talking to mommy or daddy about your…

Maybe the outrage about professors' attendance policies missed the point of ALL THE RACISM just a little bit.

Based on the many point-missed reaction to the original article, Rosa Parks should have also ended university class attendance policies.

Based on the many point-missed reaction to the original article, Rosa Parks should have also ended university class attendance policies.

But but but Obama is president so there is no more racism.

I swear for just a moment I thought "why is Cyndi Lauper dressed like a cowboy milkman?"

The lyrics suggests she's worried that her man still has the hots for an ex-girlfriend he still interacts with sometimes. So like a cat spraying, she marks her dude with her signature fragrances, all of them at once, including but not limited to (I shit you not): Fantasy, Believe, Curious, Curious Fantasy, Midnight…

The studio version of this song marked Britney's transition from the "10-year-0ld Munchkin singing into a cookie tin" style to the "Constipated Madonna-wannabee with fake vaguely English accent" style. This new version is not an improvement.

To commemorate Justin Bieber's first mugshot, I bring you an oldie but a goodie by the peerless David Thorne.

http://www.27bslash6.com/bieber.html

The video featuring Rihanna having a sad in a tub full of stale bong water was very compelling.

Even Cobie Smulders can't make this show watchable anymore.

Sidezoomers are just trying do it correctly but lineuppers are fucking things up with their bad attitudes.

Shakira could read tax records for hours and I'd watch and listen.

It's dishonorable for government to provide all those benefits with the wave of a pen on a (heterosexual) marriage license while requiring same-sex couples to pay for extensive legal services to draw up agreements to do the same things. I suspect the solution is to stop issuing marriage licenses at all.

Marriage is a legal agreement. Any number of consenting adults may participate in a legal agreement, which might include provisions for shared property, mutual risk, child care, partner departure expectations, financial contributions, and specific benefits. A polygamous marriage is comparable to a corporation without…

David Eddings' "Belgariad" series is relatively safe for young readers. Bloodless violence done only to flat-out baddies, no sexual imagery, and simple but engaging characters. "Pawn of Prophecy" is the first of the five-book series.