everythingsjake
EverythingsJake
everythingsjake

“one son together, Zowie, who later changed his named to Duncan.”

Just think, if these people were poor, semi-mentally-incapacitated, and living in small town Wisconsin that kid would already be in jail for life.

I got the same thing. Proper sleep schedule is an important part of self care which allows you to maximize your woke-ness. One great way of making sure you get to woke af is proper rest.

“You get woke every morning and stay woke all day, but are never so woke that you can’t fall asleep when your head hits that pillow at night.”

I’m “woke AF!” which is surprising considering that I’m writing this whilst still in my pajamas...

goddammit im not woke at all

I keep saying that True Detective season one was successful DESPITE the writing, not because of it.

So, I guess when deadlines are approaching time isn’t a flat circle.

I’m not referring to porn. I’m referring to the disparate way in which we treat child female victims of sexual crimes versus adult (or post-puberty) female victims of sexual crimes. I have no issue with a lady who is 18+ and makes an informed choice to appear in porn. I’m concerned about the way the justice system

Whenever I see stories of child pornography, I’m always kind of baffled at the way we treat preteen girls as victims and vow to get justice, but once the girl hits puberty/is a teenager, she’s suddenly responsible for everything that happens to her and people automatically thinks she’s lying or that her body isn’t

This reminds me of that X Factor audition where everyone was ignoring Susan Boyle until she started belting. Go ahead Ms. Lunchlady!

Fernandez was released to his mother and required to wear an ankle monitor.

I’d love to pretend every movie is a Tarantino movie

Holy hell, I got annoyed when U2 gave me a free album on iTunes, I would FLIP OUT if Republican politicians used my phone number to invite me to some event.

Yelling like I would yell “I LOVE YOU GUYS”?

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

Me too. If the paparazzi was following me everywhere all the time there would be pictures like this of me every weekend. And sometimes during the week too. No judgment here.

I was literally JUST about to post this. Of all of the insane shit that Kiefer has done (and there has been some truly glorious insane shit), this is by far my favorite. :D