I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

:-(

To make the black shoppers easier to follow around and watch closely.

Why is everything in rich people stores beige?

No jury of your peers would convict you. Just sayin’.

Cashmere sweatpants?

I'm sorry but when you put together a store for the modern woman that only sells 10 thousand dollar items of clothing then you deserve a little light ribbing for being totally out of touch with reality.

I’d rather eat a discounted 3 day old grocery store cake than a dumb pumpkin pie with no whipped cream so....

Since I was in a horribly intense fight this morning about red velvet cake, I want to point out that Sweet Lady Jane has amazing red velvet cupcakes, you haters.

You’re going to need something a lot stronger than tea.

Lesbian Feminist Haunted house?!?!? That’s all.

Well, how about the politics of eyeliner sculpting?

I’m just a lady person. Politics is so confusing so I leave that to the menfolk.

I’m with you. Stop reporting on her and the other useless people who have no reason to be rich and famous.

DEFINITELY keep living life like you're a 9.5.

I KNOW. In my head I'm like a 9.5 in a good day and an 8.9 the rest of the days. Then I look at pictures of me and I'm like maaan I'm a 4. We are all probably in between of how we think of ourselves and how we look in pictures.... but I'll be damned if anyone thinks I'll stop living my life like a 9.5.

Hahahah, plate glass windows are such a bummer! It's fine when it's regular windows, because you just get a vague outline and are like, "Yep, still killing it!" But when I'm walking toward a very clear reflection of myself, it's more like, "Whoops, this outfit was a mistake. And does my hair always look like that? …

I have the same problem. I also think I'm skinnier than I am. But you're right, it could be way worse. At least we walk around, projecting confidence, feeling good most of the time. The occasional jarring fb photo or plate glass window is a small price to pay for generally thinking you're pretty awesome.

Ha! That's me, too. Mirror me is super foxy. Photo me? No. Just.... no. Being photogenic or un-photogenic is a real thing. I think Britney is a beautiful person who's just not all that photogenic.

I have a weird self-image in which I think I am waaaay more attractive than I actually am. So, like, in my head, I am walking around being just the sexiest, and then I'll see an actual photo of myself and be jerked back to reality. I mean, I still like the way I look, but I wonder, "Where is the vibrancy that I feel…