everythingsjake
EverythingsJake
everythingsjake

Needs more Wet 'n Wild.

"a texture that is rich yet generous, melting and impalpable."

My bad. I don't follow the turds of E! so I wasn't aware of her cancer stuff. Either way, she makes a living off of judging others so not only is she promoting body snarking other women, she's got to expect it to come full circle.

At 18, I would have been like "FUCK YOU!" and run off crying eating cheetos.

Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.

The next Wheel of Fortune before and after answer:

The fact that you need to be a colossal d-bag to validate yourself is sad.

Maybe if more people at actual church dressed like that I'd want to go sometime. EVER THINK OF THAT, COOL POPE?

"just throw on a fitted jacket or cardigan!" -Stacey&Clinton

Are you telling me your dress code doesn't stretch to 'Stargate Egyptian Carseat covers?"

Actually, that made me really happy to see. Because, you know, that's what my legs look like, and I've always hated them. But now I know, I can wear stuff like that, to church, and it'll all be cool.

Hell no I would not. But Amber Rose would and love it and give no fucks while doing it and loving it.

You're kind of a dick.

Tuck some of these up there.

You could wear some of those Kanye L'eggs.

I can't believe she walked out of the house without photoshopping first.

How dare a woman go out with an imperfection showing!

"Damn it, Meredith. Where are your panties?!"

You totally can, lots of companies are introducing more relaxed dress codes. I bet HR would be into it.

i am not sure if i can wear it to my office