Seattle’s 12th Man create a great advantage in The Friendly Confines of centurylink field

Oh for fucks sakes he was long retired at that point and was stating his opinion because the debris from the crash was strewn over miles. Gawd dam you comment board people are such consistent twats

I like this one

And the helicopters that crashed during the rescue mission were sabotaged to win the election for Reagan. That one has always seemed plausible

My uncle worked for DOJ (Cough, cough CIA) for 30 years. He said it was shot down. Good enough for me

If he didn’t know it already, He’s probably learned that dealing with the media in SF won’t be as much as an ordeal as the greenflies in Philadelphia and it also is easier satisfying a fan base with 5 Super Bowl wins instead of a group 56 years removed from their last NFL championship. Oh and Northern California >…

If you’re dumb enough to actually believe that any money raised from these godawful tee shirts is going anywhere but this dunts pocket you deserve a beating

They were going to rob you

Why God Why?

Everyone knows that as a plagiarist and serial adulterer, Dr. King would have eloquently stated, “where all the white woman at?!”

I’m a 43 year old man spending his Saturday night sitting on the side of the bathtub encouraging my 3 year old as he struggles to push out a poop. Nowhere I’d rather be.

he was adequate. Pro Bowl in 1980, lost to the Scott Bruner led Giants in 81. my only memories after that are him being sacked 18 times a game by Lawrence Taylor

Fucking miserable

We used to go down the way and get joints that had been dipped in embalming fluid. Fucking awesome

Edgar Martinez has a .418 lifetime OBP which is higher than Stan Musiel, Wade Boggs, Mel Ott, Hank Greenberg, Ricky Henderson, etc

This is an outrage! Million dollar salaries! No Heart! We’re from Philadelphia and we fight! Chuck Bednarik! That Eskin is no good either!

Tony Gywnn is the greatest hitter alive

Just when I think we’ve the plumbed the depths of ridiculous things to laugh at, some misguided twit somewhere gets upset about some other inconsequential nonsense to my great amusement. Please don’t ever change.

But the taste says butter

There’s an old Dan Jenkins line “a Mormon goes to Las Vegas with the 10 commandments and a $100 bill and doesn’t break either of ‘em”