Most people would agree with you but this website is largely written by and for maniacs

Bfd, I once had a Catholic priest ask if that was a gun in my pocket

These people don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s super easy, just head north and when you reach the gate to Canada tell the guard (he’ll be the guy in the red coat) that you’re a fur trapper and you left your wallet up in Yellowknife (honestinjun) and they should def be cool with it

It is a good argument. Why should anyone offer to pay for something that somebody else is going to give them for free?

Nah, we’ll just figure out a way to exterminate vast numbers of our enemies and never be in the minority. Sorry :(

Great, now I gotta go Jackoff to Gianna Michaels, which isn’t gonna be easy since I’m in the car circle waiting to pickup my kid from preschool

i once did half a 40 bag on the steps of the Upper Moreland police department while my buddy got processed for a DUI. once he got released we went down the way and got more. those were the days...

It was a clean slide!

Matt Penfield came into my bar one early Saturday afternoon and got more annoying the more jack and cokes he had. By the time I went in the back walk in to hide and nurse my cocaine hangover he was going up to random customers and asking what their 5 albums would be if stranded on a desert island

On behalf of everybody on planet Earth, please stop acting like a fucking twat.

Ya know that thing that people do on the Internet where they take the guy that they don’t like and then write “who is so and so?” to show the world that that person is insignificant and meaningless? Well this isn’t that.

More CFL talent across the board. Especially huge disparity in QB position, every qb up there was a better than average college player (Henry Burris, bo Levi Mitchell, Jeremiah Masoli). Arena guys are mostly division 2/3 etc. Most of the American import players were at one time in an nfl camp/taxi squad/roster, if 1…

I wanna live in a world where every article about the CFL doesn’t involve an explanation of the single point rule. I also hope to one day watch a college football game without the announcer reminding me that the receiver “only needs one foot in bounds for a catch in college football”

here are a few other things you cocksuckers need to know:

How not to get Rich

No I think he's gay because he's had intercourse with Kevin Flansisi on multiple occasions. #nttiatwwt

9 games in and Agholor is a bust? Whatever you say, boss

That was a great presser. you kids should take a 3 minute break from your lame snarky comments and actually watch it

Van Morrison told me your aunt was a cooze. Not saying she is. Just telling you what I heard.

Maybe cause he provides backup vocals on the song?