I suffered through every sickening, disgusting, brutalizing moment of it. Twice!

Customers at my bar ask for titos 10x more than any other brand. It was our house brand for awhile

Or they could just play defense

What percentage of stories on gawker media are of fools posting something dumb online? 50%?

Not only is she a murderer but she can't spell Hellacious

Sharon stone is a cunt who is well known for being a cunt to everyone she deems beneath her, which is just about everybody. If she ever has an opinion about how to become famous by simply showing her twat, I’m all ears. Otherwise, nope

This picture never gets old and never fails to make me smile

How do we define “greatest”? Is it the most impressive accomplishment, the record least likely to become eclipsed or something else entirely.

Patience, my friend

Sloppy drunk hot girls are the worst. Most of the time.

I hate this canned cliche response so, so much more than the original comment. “well, if you don’t care why did you responnndddd”. this automatic reaction always sounds like something a whiny 9 year old girl would say. Wait, maybe you are a 9 year old girl? In that case, I have hidden a quarter somewhere on my…

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Stump Mitchell

Well, at least you guys are consistent

It was a dirty slide I tellsya!!!

161 in dog months

Dude, I realize gawker media is founded by a homosexual gentleman but jeezopete, keep it in your pants. Trying to eat over here

Wow.

You're hired. Now I just gotta find a job.