Well if tears of joy don’t count I’d have to say never, maybe I got a little teary eyed when Chucky Mullins died

This guy is the mettest met fan since since that Puerto Rican lady got her arm stuck in the citifield toilet while fetching her dropped gold tooth

It HAS BEEN fun watching Utley pull out the mets heart and show it to them while its still beating for the majority of the past 8 years

Because it wasn’t over the line, it was a baseball play and it was a freak thing and shit happens in sports. Was it illegal? Not in the 36 Since I started watching. Was he trying to take him out and break up the double play? Absolutely. Was he trying to injure the kid? Fuck no. Are the mets a gang of gutless losers…

Why? Not trying to start an argument and youre certainly free to live up to whatever moral code you wish, but what will it accomplish? Why deny yourself the pleasure of 3 hours worth of mindless entertainment because of something someone did that has absolutely no impact whatsoever on your life. I’m an eagles fan,…

Chase utley loves New York

And why exactly should he be suspended? Because of a hard, legal slide that unfortunately injured Tejada? It’s not against the rules just because a play results in a bad break for your team

I choose not to know who Perez Hilton is but I clicked on the link and once again am dismayed by stupid people of the Internet and their perpetual outrage over nothing. Good thing that never happens here at gawker media

Easy big fella, wouldn’t want your wrist to go limp typing such tough words

It’s terrible that Tejada broke his fibula but that was a baseball play. I realize this is a New York-centric website and you guys are gonna cry more than an Asian girl getting her hyman busted, but that was a baseball play. The job of the runner is to break up the double play, he did that. Having followed utley’s…

I assumed it was a double entendre referencing her position in the broadcast booth or “box” and also her vagina, but please enlighten me ‘O great wit of the alquonquin round table

Too early for this?

No. I guess you don’t. And based on your screen name it appears you don’t like your penis either

Aaaaaannnnd that's why you go to Rutgers

If you don’t like the way chase utley plays baseball, I'm sorry but you just don’t like baseball

I'm not too familiar with the medium, Do people often seize upon stories on the Twitter and make it about their own personal agenda?

Ohhhhhhh! This makes me so mad I’m stomping my foot! If only he had no interest in banging bitches and getting paid and, like the rest of us, cared deeply about social justice and water rights in the American southwest. I’m gonna go lock myself in my room! Hrumph!

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What was Mickey Mantle’s favorite inning?