Remember back in the early 90s when fryer was the one who shook his dick at reporter Lisa Olsen in the Patriots locker room? (Of course you don’t, you prolly weren’t born yet) Remember later in the decade when he publicly redeemed himself by becoming a “Minister”? Do you also remember when he played for the Eagles and…

Of course nasa released the discovery to coincide with the movie they cooperated with, why does anybody have a problem with that?

have you ever heard the one about how an entire generation of silly children of the Internet are offended by everything? Yeah, me neither

Ummm....., as a Phillies employee that's not exactly how I remember it

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“the nc2a was so mad at Kentucky that they gave Cleveland state an extra year of probation”

No offense buddy but youre a nincompoop if you really believe that

Nah, it's still utley

That was so great. As a Phillies fan I'm supposed to hate Harper but I think he just became my favorite player

A 20 year old with an ear gauge and a sleeve of tats make a poor decision you say?

Once they find the candlestick in the billiard room all will be revealed

I’ll take a Crack at it. 2 people were drunk. Something happened. They themselves might not even know because they were drunk. He’s rich and famous. This is a comment board so everybody is an expert. I’m not a lawyer but one time about 10 years ago a lawyer with big tits gave me a blowjob in a taxicab. Hope that…

You remind me of Solomon

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Great question. Also, why cant cars fly? It’d be so much better if they could

It didn’t. That’s why the lawyer just quit

It didn’t. That’s why the lawyer just quit

Kinja ate my comment

Here’s my personal anecdote: my mother, a bleeding heart liberal and recent widow who makes about 15k a year tutoring in the inner city has had her health care costs double under Obamacare.

Bfd. I once won a bike at a bar, crashed it while riding it home, broke the radial head in both arms and returned to the bar where I drank for another 4 hours before getting coke and driving some girl home