O, i agree...even when coming off the bench, he can inject energy and maturity into an often anemic lineup.

Bosh was a long-time Raptor. If he dies on the court, scientists will just extract the DNA from a mosquito fossilized in amber to bring him back.

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

Nothing against Fultz, Ball, or whoever else goes in the first 2 picks, but for my own sake I hope they suck donkey balls.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

(Watches video to see if it was Simmons.)

“These numbers are reminscent of Russell Westbrook’s horrifying gourth quarters against the Thunder, only with less scoring.”

Because it’s important for people to hate the Warriors and it’s hard to hate them unless people make shit up.

Just the one.

People, plug in your phones, for the love of God!

6%?! Who cares what an irresonsible man who lets his battery get so low has to say?

“That shark clearly has a drinking problem.”

“I have the man that’s fully clothed that’s naked on the shark, on the boat. Yes, normal photographs.”

But really this couldn’t have happened because it would have involved people in the city of Nashville giving a crap about the Titans. Seems very fishy

Let’s figure this out together.

If Bill Belichick wasn’t his coach, he would’ve been out of the league years ago...wait, what are we talking about?

Deadspin headline: 2087:

“It’s Probably Time To Stop Talking About Father Time As A LeBron Stopper: James Leads Team To Finals For 77th Consecutive Season”

I refuse to stop talking about Delonte West.

A lot of these non-Cavalier Eastern Conference teams are Cinderella stories, if Cinderella were ugly as hell and did not have a fairy godmother and basically toiled unceasingly doing menial jobs until developing black lung from cleaning out chimney residue.