Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

“This isn’t even my final form”

weird Scrantonicity

But what is Russell Westbrook?

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

I have two coworkers who believe Harden is MVP - should I fire them?

Jesus. That Lucy statue looks like monster-Chet from Weird Science.

Cristiano’s son approves.

The internet works fast:

I don’t know anything about soccer, particularly international soccer, but I always read Billy’s articles just to see how quickly it takes people to shit on him in the comments...

“All that pussy and he grabs a shoulder. SAD.”

You get the clear worst choice of the two by every conceivable metric because dumbasses like yourself thought there was no practical difference between them.

Who knew pants could make your wife look younger?

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

Just take the compliment!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Central PA: Doesn't have phones or internet and could not be reached.