Dating me sure isn’t what I’d call a privilege, and while there is definitely the right kind of person for someone who’d do that during a date; I am definitely not that person.

Me: “Oh hey- that’s weird! Why are you taking your glass with you to the bathroom?”

Shit like this can’t be helping things: http://nhl-stream.com/

So you’re the Beard huh? That must suck.

I don’t find them unattractive. I tend to find that aesthetics like that have their time and place. Every so often my girlfriend doesn’t shave her legs for a while and the sheepishly rubs her hands down her legs and goes “Oh gosh, my legs are so hairy!”— I couldn’t care less either way.

I’m pretty sure that guy is on bottles of that obnoxious “beard oil” that’s on display at my barber shop. Fuck you beard guy. Peddle your wares somewhere else.

Assuming they pull this off: I’m not going to be impressed until SpaceX lands a rocket on Elon Musk’s dick.

You lost me when you said we shouldn’t nuke mars.

I have a superior and simpler guide:

“Oh that’s funny he’s dirty and that detergent is going to cl- OH FUCK CHINESE WRITING IS ON THOSE BOXES THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GET SUPER RACIST.”

“Filled in magically”

Asshat -> Crashhat.

Oh yeah? You wanna get nasty old school? :)

It’s extremely difficult to shock yourself with 12 volts. You’re a silly guy :)

Exactly this.

Oh great, now we’re gonna have a space doping scandal on our hands.

I love micro controllers.

Aside from the technical issues and some bitch stabbing you in the hand- this whole experience seemed pretty cool. Fuck yeah I want a coconut!

I’m so profoundly happy that this game is being received well.

I still think it’s kind of fucked up that ford (and I’m sure other automobile manufacturers) manufacture the exact shape and size of a vehicle and then give that to their engineering team to reverse engineer the best vehicle they can into that predefined package.