This is certainly not one of them.

Tacky

I don’t know what’s more hideous and tacky, the car, the paint job, or the wheels? All of the above?

Tacky

Fugly

They are worth less than a can of Sam’s Cola, so their value can only increase.

There’s a very tiny list of cars that are actually “investments”, and even then you need to pour gobs of money into them to help them “retain their value”. You can never drive it, it must be constantly maintained, insurance is through the roof, and it must be kept in a museum:

The Sultan of Brunei would like to have a word with you.

Epic Muffler

About as useless off-road as this:

There are no hipsters in Japan.

RING A DING DING DING

ONE CYLINDER OF DOOOOOOM

Like Beer:

Incorrect. Technically a hybrid has two sources of energy.

Yes, it’s a different style than Synergy Drive, but so is IMA. Just because it’s a different approach, doesn’t make it not a hybrid. It’s still a hybrid of gas and electric power.

Who cares? It’s still a hybrid.

Who cares? It’s still a hybrid.

Yes, because, unlike everything Americans make, it’s not a piece of shit.