everythingelseiscrap
If it's not Toyota, it's CRAP!
everythingelseiscrap

Canada (usually): Green = Ethanol blend (E15/E85), Yellow = diesel, black = gasoline.

248HP, 3.5 Litre, 6-Cylinder, Aluminum Alloy Block, DOHC, 24-Valve, Dual Variable Valve Timing with intelligence (VVT-i), Sequential Multiport Electronic Fuel Injection, Electronic Throttle Control System with Intelligence (ETCS-i), Variable Induction System, Acoustic Control Induction System (ACIS), Stainless Steel

248HP? Yeah, I’d say I’d be enthusiastic about that. Wish you could get a stick though.

It says “Earth Dreams”, this photo is obviously fake.

I’d drive one.

I was only kidding anyway, I like those guys...

Americans? You have to be shitting me. HAVE you seen the American version? It’s fucking crap!

Because we all speak multiple languages.

My dream girl on Top Gear! WOOOOOOOT!

Also, we spell it cheque.

Watching paint dry is more exciting than NASCAR, so yes?

Someone got hit by the fugly stick!

... it’s called Ohio

Wow, you really have anger issues. Please don’t go out and murder a bunch of people with your automatic weapon.

It is...

I still watch my ”Definitive Collection” on laserdisc. It’s somehow better having to get up and flip and change the disc. Call me a sentimental old fool. Plus, every time I get a better scaler, the quality gets a bit better.

I got one off Craigslist for $50