I was only kidding anyway, I like those guys...

Americans? You have to be shitting me. HAVE you seen the American version? It’s fucking crap!

Because we all speak multiple languages.

My dream girl on Top Gear! WOOOOOOOT!

Also, we spell it cheque.

Watching paint dry is more exciting than NASCAR, so yes?

http://www.tradeinqualityindex.com/reports/Audi.h…

Someone got hit by the fugly stick!

... it’s called Ohio

Wow, you really have anger issues. Please don’t go out and murder a bunch of people with your automatic weapon.

It is...

I still watch my ”Definitive Collection” on laserdisc. It’s somehow better having to get up and flip and change the disc. Call me a sentimental old fool. Plus, every time I get a better scaler, the quality gets a bit better.

I got one off Craigslist for $50

Not Joking

Only if you get me a 5000 calorie breakfast from Dingies and a case of Genesee Light.

superdouche