I love how South African Hank Scorpio has all of the markings of the Apartheid dictator era in his company, even down to the theft “inspiration” of the company’s name itself. Reports just verify what I already know from people who work there. Dude is a supervillain, straight up.

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

So, uh, is there a reason why you’re assuming that John SUNG is white?

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

If you won’t buy a used Ferrari once owned by a terrible person, you will never buy a used Ferrari.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

To be fair, Philip Rivers’ kids had clarinet lessons that day.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

I was curious so I tried to do the math. Uber takes 20% off the top of the 632, so you’re left with 500 bucks, plus the 300 tip so that’s roughly $800.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

Sometimes when you order fish, you get the whole fish, head and all. Other times when you order fish, it comes already deboned and you can dive right in. Over time I learned that when you order fish at a restaurant it can arrive in a number of forms, and that’s just the way it is. Of course I had been exposed to that…

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

“Luke will be a force to be reckoned with.”

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.