Isn’t this also exactly Steve Jobs’ bio?  

If I swat a fly and only injure it, you can rest assured that the “rest of its life” consists of only as long as it takes me to find it again and deliver the killing blow.

I didn’t realize I needed even more incentive to swat at flies, but here we are.

The scene is terrifying because the reveal is they’re oatmeal raisin cookies.

More than 5 million auto crashes in the US every year, tens of thousands with fatalities, many with children under the age of 16, better than 20% of which involve people using their cell phones, and you really think that companies promulgating self-driving cars are reckless? The current system of allowing virtually…

I love how South African Hank Scorpio has all of the markings of the Apartheid dictator era in his company, even down to the theft “inspiration” of the company’s name itself. Reports just verify what I already know from people who work there. Dude is a supervillain, straight up.

Just noticed some coloring similarities between Tide and Goku ....

Um, my take is I’d rather have an extra hour of sunlight at 7pm than 5am in the summer.

I’m extremely jealous of Cali, I believe this was supposed to appear on the Florida Ballot at some point. Changing the clocks twice a year is a pain in the ass, not to mention it costs the US est. $430M-1B/year in accidents and lost wages. Not to mention, it wreaks havoc on our bodies, leading to increased accidents,…

I’d much rather have DST be in place all year round rather than having it be dark almost immediately after I get home from work in the winter. There’s literally ZERO downside in my book - I couldn’t give two shits if it is dark in the morning when I go to work.

DST is stupid, but not as stupid as the concept of changing your clocks twice a year. Arizona doesn’t observe DST, NO ONE ELSE SHOULD EITHER. Just leave the clocks alone. Its an obsolete custom.

Also, she could’ve easily gained that hour back by simply not blogging about potentially losing it.

Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

So, uh, is there a reason why you’re assuming that John SUNG is white?

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

the lannisters send their regards.

If this means less selfies, I’m all for it.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.