OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

It’d be nice to see an actual football discussion on here about Penn State and not some stupid, internet neckbearded, mama’s basement dwelling idiots. Look we get it, Sandusky was bad. JoePa was bad, Larry Moe and Curley were bad. And they are all gone and there is nothing anyone can do about it. I hate it and them…

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

I’ve run four marathons with similar times (3:44, 3:39, 3:39 and 3:38). Those times beat 91%, 94:, 84% and 93% of their fields. His is an objectively fast time.

Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.

Wait. what.. you say you’ve played Punchout as much as you say.. and you’ve never beat Mike Tyson!?! wtf.. How can that be? You must have not really tried. Either that or you’re playing on an emulator where the split-second response needed is harder to do.

Petros grows on you. His show with Matt “Money” Smith is the greatest thing currently on Los Angeles terrestrial radio.

Last year on The Challenge Petros picked football games against a pig named Wilbur. It was a goofy gimmick, but they had a lot of fun with it. This year they ditched Wilbur and had Petros pick games against a parrot. So at the end of the football season they brought “Wilbur” back. That’s what’s going on. People seem…

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

When I was applying for college in the 90s, I was under a lot of pressure. My parents expected me to go to a top school like Stanford - all kinds of straight A students got rejected from Stanford, so I was really pushing myself. I had all kinds of extra-curricular activities in addition to a demanding course load.…

At least post a REAL samurai.

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No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

Now what?

Missed opportunity for the perfect villain.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun