Even if it is the most marvelous beach in the country, it’s still in Florida. No thanks. Hawaiian beaches come attached to Hawai’i, with its superior weather and conspicuous absence of Floridians. Hawai’i for the win.

See also: Strictly Ballroom, which I just decided I must watch again over the weekend.

I know this is terrible to say, but honestly, Betsy Devos just looks fucking dumb on top of actually being fucking dumb. Her expression just makes me rage.

It’s almost like people with zero experience are bad at their jobs.

Katherine Clark is my representative and I’m so fucking proud to be represented by her. She doesn’t get a lot of dedicated media attention, but she has demonstrated time and time again that she is willing to stand up for what’s right even when she’s standing alone. She was one of the organizers of the 2nd sit-in last…

I LOVE that Clark got in the last word... This ain’t her first rodeo, and she knew DeVos was deflecting /stalling for time, so she had a parting shot prepared.

This tacit endorsement of discrimination with my tax dollars is unacceptable- I call for her resignation.

Accurate af.

Right? And the actors don’t have the chemistry they do in Red Dawn, either.

This is the truest thing that has ever been written.

Agreed. Never understood the hype. (I was just going to sit here and think it, but your courage inspired me to join you against the inevitable comment backlash!)

AGREED I effing haaaate that dumbass movie and could never understand my friend’s obsession with it in high school. Thought I’d escaped it when we split for college, but ALAS I went to Mount Holyoke, so guess what, like, everyone’s faaaaaaavorite lame ass movie was and oh also guess what you’re watching during…

Is something a hot taek if it is scientific fact?

This is accurate.

This card-carrying Gay™ agrees. Although I might be a hater since I’m 43, and had to chaperone my younger sister and her friends when they went to see it in the theaters back in ye olde 80s. Then I got to enjoy repeated showings of it on HBO and VHS. Please, put me in that corner, facing the wall.

It was a garbage movie that was weirdly effective due to the chemistry of its excellent cast. Which is why it was entirely predictable that the remake would suck harder than a Dyson.

Joining the chorus

She’s what, 17? And he looks like a dehydrated Adam Corolla. Serious, stay in the corner Baby.

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

Rich just put Baby in the corner.