This angers Robin and Brennan! Do you want to know why? Because they would like to turn the land into a marijuana farm.

Needs more stars

You can always tell a Milford man.

Their bastard, inbred offspring raised by a drunken Fortinbras and Horatio.

This “administration”: that scene in Pride and Prejudice where Mr. Collins force-proposes to Elizabeth, filtered through a YouTube commentary thread, and set on an endless loop.

How many other administrations had multiple high ranking government officials fucking HIDING from the president in the first five months?

Also:

Mr Comey beware. When Polonius tried to hide in the drapes Hamlet stabbed him.

“he spent the first two months of Trump’s presidency trying to keep his distance from the White House and rejecting the thirsty advances of Trump,”

One day, when this is finally over (in an impeachment way and not a nuclear fallout way), this will be fucking hilarious.

Along with introducing Comey by blowing him a kiss, it looks (and sounds, from what I can hear) to me like tRump says to Comey, “You’re a great guy - I love you” after the awkward hugshake.

I tried to avoid the current POTUS with the help of a curtain too. :-/

I can’t be mad at this, I’d hide from 45 too.

Something something Polonius

Omfg, I remember seeing this when it happened and thinking it was weird and worrying that Comey was going to be too chummy with Trump. This year is getting so fucking weird and it’s not even June yet.

Jesus. I can’t figure out if this is more like Nixon or Hamlet.

So any accusations that Comey was obstructing justice just got shot in the foot. He was doing his damndest and Trump just toddlered right on through.

Hell, it worked well for Claudius after the whole Caligula fiasco....

Why did he give him an air kiss? WTF? gross. Just, gross.

There is reason to hope! Mueller has a pretty sterling reputation. Also, not that this means anything but he and John Kerry were high school classmates.