HE LOOKS LIKE JIM FROM THE OFFICE!

That’s a ton better, really.

Succubus Rictus

“No one can interweave the jeopardy firefighters face in the line of duty with the drama in their personal lives quite like Shonda,”

She’ll always just be Propaganda Barbie to me.

They do look like they could have been separated at birth. But not very skillfully.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. This is the picture of vodka and Valium. Trust.

I know I absolutely should not be commenting on this and I should be focusing on her bad politics and not her appearance, but I catch myself thinking: It’d be so easy for her to make her hair not look so terrible. Why does she do that? Side effect to being evil and batshit crazy?

Pretty disgusted with her cutesy “Kellyanne Conoway” name. I’d prefer “Shitspew McGarbageface.

And then fuck each other because the rest of that wasn’t creepy/edgy enough for them.

This description is perfection

It’s the child’s haircut.

The lives of firefighters in Seattle.

He’s two or three sizes away from wearing David Byrne’s big suit.

Joseph Gordon Levitt starring in a James Spader biopic.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

He looks like he’s about ready for year one of Hogwart’s in both photos.

Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”

You Germans are now the only leaders of the free world, sanity and the true American dream, left.