No chicken fingers on His menu. Too risky; gotta avoid shameful comparisons with his short fingers.

Thank you so much for all of this (including sharing the remarkable Cheb i Sabbah).

Shouty Spice!

It’s like rain on your Inauguration Day

The girls, they gotta stay sweet, ya gotta keep ‘em sweet

I hear ya. I have read, though, that Daly wanted his American version to show the cumulative consequences for his “critic.” Thus the inexorable breakdown of his health, life, and sanity.

Aw, bunny embellishments! I love it.

Maybe it was inevitable for Charlie: first he ate stickers, then milksteak, then - human meat! (Possibly boiled over, hard, with the finest jelly beans, raw.)

Such a good episode! Esp. when Charlie and Dee are walking down the street and she’s savagely pecking at her sandwich like a demented bird because they have “the hunger.”

Philosopher Paul F. Tompkins has actually elucidated two primary types of cannibals - arrogant and humble. I wonder if ethical cannibals can be considered a subset of the humble cannibal...

My favorite! So glad you brought this one up. I wish I could remember the genius commenter. It was like, he looks a shitty vampire extra in a scene in Prague where he’s selling meth in the background. Right? I’m know I’m screwing it up, but it was beautiful.

I. Am. Dying.

But don’t tell him that, or else chop chop!

Me too, my friend. Johnson is a god among men.

I’m dying. That’s way too feasible.

I never noticed that but will now never unsee it. Move over, Young Pope, you’ve got nothing on Alan Johnson.

:)

I love it. He’s also from space! Good Numberwang!

Dear, sweet, dim Simon. I want someone to be as happy to wave at me as Simon is to wave to the audience at the end of every Numberwang!

It makes me laugh like a loon, too. Which is good - we’re gonna need all the threads, gifs, and champagne we can muster to get through the next month! Tossing some champagne & a Consultio/Consultius business card your way 🍾