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Man, why is Lifehacker so political these days? Do we really need all these articles on how bad the GOP is?

This. Water? What the fuck? Since when does a burger naturally produce WATER? Who has ever eaten a burger and said “man, this is good, but it would be better if it was wetter?”

Great work. Although it might have been easier to get to the truth if you had set up a...

Yes, but what really made me bawl my eyes out was the image of someone who has “balled” their eyes out. Is that like with a melon baller, or... (ahem)...

What are you gonna do? Cry about it??????

Both men and women poop, or so I’ve been told.

Both men and women poop, or so I’ve been told.

Damn, you can post on Kinja from a 1953 suburb? That is amazing.

To that last bit, have you not seen The Great British Bake Off? If that isn’t quality programming, I don’t know what is.

Absolutely a thing. When I manual I keep it in first when I drive through lots or the alley behind my house and third (usually) on residential streets. But I think the point is less that I’m using the specific gear as a governor but rather that driving a manual keeps me more aware of what the car is doing and thus

Unfortunately that does not usually fix the problem, we tend to just inflate our poor habits when we have more money available.

but most of it is being used up to heat the ground and large bodies of water first.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to wait for what I’m sure will be a calm and reasonable comment section.

my mom is a cookie person. have you met cookie people? they are INSANE about decorating. if i’m visiting and she asks me to go to Michael’s or a bakery or anywhere that there is cookie decorating related paraphernalia i make sure i bring like, the icewind dale trilogy with me. she would do this and make something like

Hrm. Well, my usual method is to put on the Essential Weird Al and keep shuffling until I find one that works. This might be a better approach. I’ll try that.

Did you say empath?

Remove yourself from toxic people - no matter what the cost. You must be willing to pay ANY price. To save yourself.

It’s a totally different sizing system. Why? Because fuck sizes, I guess.

They are handy, but be sure to use denatured alcohol for those. Lamp oil is more of a slow, low burn with less theatrical explosions.

I keep crossing my fingers, but apparently that’s not a good way to influence public policy.