Counterargument: You are powerless. You were born randomly into the chaos of random circumstances, which you have little power to change. (born in Iran, Muslim, born in Kentucky, Christian, born in Utah, Mormon) Raised by parents that were thrown together randomly by natural impulses they couldn’t understand or…

What in the fuck are you going on about?

Hi Taylor!!!

Jay-Z looks so embarrassed in that video. Like “Put it down Blue, dropping 19K isn’t cute.”

I thought it was thoughts and prayers that stopped bullets?

Supposedly they did test it with a different book beforehand, and the book successfully blocked the bullet (or so I read in the Gizmodo article this morning about the same case)

Pedro should have used a bible instead because the only thing that stops a good guy with a gun is a guy with the good book.

HOW CAN I RELATE IF IT DOESN’T COME BACK TO ME?

Love this.

My invite was so secret it looked like an opportunity to open a Mastercard account, so I threw it out.

i love these fashion run-downs but i think the format is really difficult. it would be better with a small blurb after every photo, rather than blocks of pictures and text. it makes it hard to follow.

??? I was a nanny for a long time and I have always had long nails. You just...wash your hands and use a brush under your nails real quick? Also...if you’re doing it right you don’t necessarily get poop on your hands...?? That’s what wipes are for? Maybe she wears gloves?? Who cares??! Sorry for all the question marks…

Can I be honest? If I was rich enough, I would pay someone else to change my baby’s diapers.

I would like to second that. I think I commented only once, but not for lack of enjoyment: just for lack of something meaningful to add; you olympians had everything covered. You may even have reconciled me a bit with chicken wings. As a responsible dog owner, all those chicken bones carelessly tossed onto the…

This is going to be a super kiss assey comment, but I really enjoyed this series and wish it got more attention! It was fun and it was a nice break from the horrors of what is going on in this country.

YES PLEASE WHERE IS THE VIDEO????

Um, where’s the video?

Apparently I’m in the minority here but what the fuck, Gucci.

Oh my I was not prepared for that! *blushing brightly*