No, it’s just the tip!

Counterpoint: Snakes are awesome and deserve love.

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

Wait...

The people, by a margin of 3 million, voted for Clinton.

Let me tell you gents; nothing smells better to the ladies than clean teeth, the aroma of ivory soap and nothing else. No cologne; nothing.

Huh. Must be nice to merely use soap and still be regarded as well groomed. Excuse me while I cry into this Sephora shopping bag.

Jezebel has really gone downhill.

Given the overwhelmingly positive reviews this movie is getting, I’m getting the feeling this is more a review of James Franco than the movie.

TL;DR?????????????????????

I’m a Blake fan since learning about her work with the Child Reacue Coalition and seeing this speech she gave. Disturbing material but so important. *Edited to emphasize there are descriptions of child abuse in the videos*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You’re doing it perfectly, I’m so proud!

You need to manage your drinking so you don’t slur too much when you go for the nuclear option and reveal what your sister did to your other sister’s hamster when she was six. Timing is everything - wait for someone to loudly try and change the conversation, then boom. Go nuclear.

Or watch it on YouTube

This article couldn’t possibly be any more vague.

See, it’s all in the phrasing. Italy didn’t fail to qualify, they joined our boycott of Russia.

Serves them right for not having Giovinco on the team!

Exactly where i am. I know people don’t like snakes, and I get it (ask me to empathize with a spider and I’m going to need a minute). But I’ve had pet garter snakes (as a kid), and they are sentient beings that recognize people and places they know. The thought of a snake being trapped in a tiny can, being jostled…

PBR in the top 5? You fucking hipster... Every goddamn time I get PBR, it tastes skunked... because that's what it ALWAYS tastes like. I'm assuming it's that way straight from the factory and it's awful. I don't know why the hell anyone drinks that garbage.