this girl needs to stop saying HOMEBOY and TWIRLING like i cant cringe hard enough....no

But why not just use your vibrator.....................

Sorry to be going against the grain here, but my family professionally breeds dogs and its a very normal thing to do to masturbate a male breeding dog and put its sperm into a female breeding dog who may not be in heat - artificial insemination style. Its not at all erotic or abusive but actually a very sterile…

its disgusting - worse than cultural appropriation (from a culture that I am from, Persian) - to take an artistic poetic and spiritual icon’s name for your child just because you CAN. What does she know about Rumi and his writings, his infleunce on the daily lives of nearly every Iranian and Turk I know? I have always…

Is the next episode (peter rolling on floor crying with weird dad) THE FINALE? someone pls advise

I mean....the fact that she literally emailed the company asking for designs before releasing her own designs that are exactly the same is such a fuck you to the company...original concept or not shes a bitch for doing this

Men are such pigs...forget about religion what all this terrorism (done by men) shows is that MEN ENJOY WANTON MURDER

Looking at the comments Im surprised to see that no one else seems to take any issue with / notice how extremely stereotypical all these accounts by married couples ‘all over the world’ are? The indians in a village say ‘find peace’ and the Americans in a big city say ‘take it in your own hands,’ the French say ‘keep…

Read: Palestine

Note that he’s since deleted the receipt/explainer tweet. Wonder why?

wait....this was SO FUNNY

These books are truly, truly magnificent. I strongly urge anyone and everyone with a vagina or seeking to understand those with one to read them.

Did anyone else notice her nose job? no shade, no judgement, just like trying to understand the facts...

I think its referring to longer periods of time than an hour or two - like I usually get “sorry just saw this!” after 2 days and im like oh so a. you havent checked your phone in 2 days (unless on their death bed i dont know anyone who can restrain themselves that long) or b. you have so many messages that mine got…

omg joanna are you me?? that red hot chili peppers post-shower and fiona apple on a drive home from a mediocre movie....I FEEL

I appreciate the moment of realization when we realize what shits we are ourselves that only happens when we see that celebrities / rich people et al. have interesting things to say that might *slightly* move us

I totally agree - especially the part about the gyms, its like whats the reward here? Whats the end game? In the original pokemon games it felt very rewarding to catch new pokemon and train them, ultimately getting you to ‘victory’ as a true trainer by winning the hardest battle at the end of the game.

Youre an idiot. She works 18/24 hours a day every day on the various empires shes built solely out of her own image, and makes way more than any other female CEO who, I guess by your standards, would certainly not be a ‘ho’ because she made a sex tape 20 years ago.

Rich you are my favourite and not only because you channel Caity with your writing-aura but because you are HILARIOUS and extremely fucking accurate in everything you write.

I personally do not think you should buy these. The fact that you wear them without a shirt underneath reminds me of chafing and male undershirts.