Isn’t that what Antonio Brown got fined for?

What’s the best Deadspin comment of all time (the COAT, if you will)?

Thanks, Tom! I do love videos featuring a big black duck.

Seems redundant?

Seems like the perfect fit for the organization that has shown no remorse about fucking its fans over and over.

Give yourself some credit. Mark Sanchez isn’t smarter than you.

I, too, love it, but I think the best feature remains the Cardinals’ losing.

So, it’s better that you’re eating the chicken’s version of menstruation?

+1 Marvin Lewis playoff loss

Your star is the finest I’ve ever received.

[cums]

How do you stop without dying here?

What are the Indians supposed to do, give them back or something?

And yet the largest eggs in the stadium will still be laid on the field.

Wow! It’s like cyclists have secret ways of recovering more quickly than expected!

Sure, Fred, focus on the three they missed, not the 11,695 they found.

I hear he’s the top pitching prospect in the Marlins’ farm system. Got some pretty good stats, including a great BAA.

Is a horse involved? That.

I believe that we will win.