Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

A dickbreak headline.

+1. Literally.

Absolutely not. That would ruin his access to the cargo pockets.

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

Earthquake during the 1989 World Series. This also started for me, a boy in Ohio, the assumption that the Midwest was tougher than the rest of the country, because we wouldn’t have stopped playing just because the ground shook around an eensy weensy bit.

And many Mets fans made him feel at home.

How’d that guy get all the way to South Africa after playing pickup basketball in Idaho yesterday?

Afirmada.

She also provided for one of the best Deadspin comments of all time: http://deadspin.com/5833623/pat-su…

All that money and they didn’t even spellcheck the stadium’s name?

So they’ve Thai’d him down?

“This is not a white flag”

And here I thought the whole Pete Rose Can Eat Shit take was about Cincinnati cuisine.

Actually, the other ones are usually BA.

Maybe. But look at what other straight-out-of-HS players from his own draft class were doing by their third years:

Cavs fan, so this post will have a little be absolutely saturated by bias.

At least they’re his own. Not nearly as bad as Najeh Davenport, who shits all over other people’s layers.

69.

Unhappy Nick Foles is skipping Rams OTAs. Can you blame an American for being mad when someone comes in and takes his job? Sad!