After this rejection, their creative editing process turned into a total wreck: next, they pitched the Swamp Dražens.

I know it should be heartwarming, but I think it’s quite a publicity stunt that they let Michael J. Fox pitch.

Look at Julius Randle at the top. The moment Kobe turns away from him, he starts to walk back on defense, knowing whatever came next would be so inept that there wasn’t even a need to think about an offensive rebound.

Besides, there’s no prize for being neurosis-free

Every Opening Day is Every Opening Day, by Jorge Luis Borges.

I know the feeling. I’ve been learning cricket since 2011 or so, and it keeps getting better, but I worry about getting to the place where I am with baseball: too familiar.

Duh. Everyone knows the Kraken has tentacles.

As a Reds fan, I think you’ll get your own +1 this afternoon.

Wasn’t a guys’ team almost-kinda-sorta doing this last year? But we were enthralled when they got Badgered out?

That one looked magisterially soft.

Sounds like he’s really...

Definitely a bicycle kick.

I can understand the little typo of Blegium, but how’d you miss “Atlanta” so badly?

Guess it wasn’t the chosen comment.

This same sentence can also be found in the marginal notes in Hitler’s copy of the Torah.

If, as his shirt says, sex kills, then let’s hope he lives forever.

Clearly, he was seeing red.

Darrell Bevell, on the other hand, explained how Lockette could have been stronger to the ball.

Sure, she’ll try, but she already got served.