God’s been answering this prayer for ages.

The other team.

I’m inclined to believe her. Based on their 4-23 record, he clearly doesn’t have coaching as an alibi for what he did this season.

This Kookaburra could kill you, though.

We all know the jokes about Deadspin’s editorial standards, yeah, yeah. But this one is especially egregious: please attribute James Harden’s defensive strategy for the headline.

“Right on.”

Kinda the opposite. The classes count despite no attempt being made.

You’re on, Marks...

The man’s net worth is $9 billion. Of course he’s not very familiar with Marks.

NFL free-agent running back Montee Ball threw his girlfriend into a table in their hotel room before he was arrested and charged with battery

it’s surely notable that players are choosing to leave football when football’s still an option.

“Then, after the hit, the waves come out. Like how Cam just waved at the football when it was bouncing on the ground.”

“Plus won.”

...in the third and final game of a homestand against your division rival, who also beat your pants off in the first two games.

There are three formats of cricket. A test match, the most traditional form of the game, lasts up to five days. Modern spectators’ impatience (plus sponsors’ desire to advertise during something that keeps people watching on TV) has caused two shorter forms to be created: the One Day International (ODI)/50-over match,…

At the risk of being too nitpicky—especially since positional terms are a little fluid and a lot debatable—he’s actually an all-rounder.

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

To be fair, though, Cubs beat writers have been publishing the same column every fall for the past 107 years.

Not sure what they do in Wisconsin, but over-armour balls sounds impractical, painful, and probably in violation of indecent exposure laws.

Kinda sounds like they are.