Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Don’t listen to rslwn. Melania tweets are gold. She is an inspiration to us all. I eat healthier because of her Let’s Move campaign.

I put her with Kathleen Turner, Helen Mirren, and Emma Thompson in the Amazing Women You Would Have a Great Time Drinking With But Do Not *Ever* Want to Piss Off group. I should probably add Meryl Streep to that group, too.

She was also closer to the White House than Trump will ever be because she was on The West Wing.

Let’s be honest there has been a lot of “God I can’t wait until turns 18,”grossness. Emma Watson and the Olsen twins countdown clock spring to mind. But no one who wasn’t a pervert ever said that it wasn’t gross. Also all of that pretty much happened post puberty where they pretty much looked how they would look…

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

Bless her heart.

Not that this matters because all women of all shapes and sizes can be sexually assaulted and harassed but...what exactly are we supposed to see when we look at Stoynoff?

She’s bad at this. OBVIOUSLY they’re doing it for the sweet, sweet rape money.

An Oreo is also offensive slang for a black person who is “white on the inside.” Usually reserved for someone who “acts white”, but even people who are part white get called this.

I was old enough to know better, but I guess I was still young enough to still do something stupid.

I have judged the ever loving fuck out of the commenters here who were nasty about Kim’s robbing. Victim blaming is a ugly thing.

It couldn’t possibly be because one is a woman and the other is black. Nope nope, not at all. It can’t be that when it comes down to it, Republicans will always favor a rich white dude over anyone else.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

At least Tiffany was too far away for him to touch. Save yourself, Tiffany.

Her recoil from his kiss was AMAZING. And he shook Ivanka’s hand!

Melania wouldn’t touch him after the debate. Like, he leaned in and kissed her but literally not a single hair on her body touched him.